Flying Spaghetti Monster Statue — Beer Cathedral Altarpiece (Pastafarian Art)
$125.00
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Altar of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created the universe “after drinking heavily”.
The Pastafarian conception of Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are “absolute divine beings” and the original Pastafarians. Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that the concept of pirates as “thieves and outcasts” is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were “peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will” who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to “the fun-loving buccaneers from history”.
Carved from Ash
Height of the figurine is 26 centimeters (10.2 inches)
Weight: 450 grams
Shipping via UPS
Processing time: 2–10 days
Coast: 125 $
Michael Schroeder –
It is a nice addition to my Pastafarianism display. Thank you!! R’amen.